The Hose (Warning: this is about bathrooms, reader discretion advised)

After living here for almost two months I decided to try THE HOSE.  The hose is something that is in every bathroom in Southeast Asia because they generally don't use toilet paper (gross).  Up to this point I was using TP, I decided to try out my hose.  Not going to lie, a million times more convenient and sanitary than toilet paper.  One spray and you're done.  I hereby call it the butt hose.  I declare that there should be butt hoses in every bathroom in the world!  (I told you it would be weird)  That is all.